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tyler-myler
Dog Kichi


Sep 8, 2003, 6:44 PM

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No Dogs Allowed.


A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way into the establishment.
The waiter said "Hey!, you can't bring a dog in here."
The man indignantly claimed "I'm blind! ... this is my Seeing Eye dog!"
"You're trying to tell me" said the waiter, "that this Chihuahua is a Seeing Eye dog?"


"What???!!", cried the man, "they gave me a Chihuahua?"


cshellz
Ultra ALPHA


Sep 8, 2003, 8:15 PM

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some ppl like irishmen jokes, some like dumb blonde jokes, some like dirrty jokes but you like chihuahua jokes eh??? Tongue

hahahah SlySlySlyCool


drew
ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 1:33 AM

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ahahahhahahhahahaaa... this is kinda funny ~

ya lo ... what's with you and chihuahua ah ? you plan to get a chihuahua the next round ?

i mean it ok ! it's funny !!! TongueWink ahahhahaaa


ashley
ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 1:35 AM

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hahahah!! i also feel like that , he like chihuahua jokes... next time both of u came to Pg must take care my chihuahua well , if not sure kena become ur "jokes" !! TongueCool
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tyler-myler
Dog Kichi


Sep 9, 2003, 3:19 AM

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i have no idea.. they just keep on coming! Laugh


tyler-myler
Dog Kichi


Sep 9, 2003, 3:21 AM

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not to worry ashley, the jokes we're by me lah of course... someone else made it so your ginger is safe ..

for now ...WinkAngelic


Elly
ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 4:59 AM

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CrazyCrazyCrazyCrazyCrazyCrazyI cant picture Tyler with Chihuahua.....Unsure

Michelle maybe lah~ Angelic


lulugurl
ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 7:15 AM

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ahhaha..that got me thinking, tyler with a super tiny chihuahua..ahahhahaLaughLaughLaugh
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drew
ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 8:02 AM

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ahahhahaaaa, like what elly said ... u with a chihuahua ??? oooh gosh !!!! i scared u accidentally step on it or accidentally kick it then the chihuahua fly to australia liao ~ TongueWink


cshellz
Ultra ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 4:53 PM

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ahahahahah i can't picture him with a chihuahua too...

I'm thinking a dressed up chihuahua like the one in Legally Blonde!! PINK!!!! muahahahahah LaughLaugh

If he does get one, he'll have to walk a chihuahua AND a rottweiler.....kakakaka Cool


ashley
ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 5:29 PM

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Than u must kept one chihuahua, she will make u more fun !!Wink
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cshellz
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Sep 9, 2003, 6:00 PM

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Guys I just got this in my mailbox this morning...hehehe



What Kind of Driver Are You?

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:IPOH driver.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out indow:KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel,one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino,cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator,hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,quivering in terror:FOREIGNER, but driving in MALAYSIA.

7. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:SUBANG JAYA driver ...... Federal Highway!!!.

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
rambutans or durian shells out the window:KARAK HIGHWAY .... KUANTAN driver.

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read "Make my day",
beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver!.

10. One hand on the handphone,another hand picking nose, One leg on the dash board,another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can in the middle, turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. Aaahhh.....this is a heaven for drivers......welcome to PENANG.


hahaha i just copy and paste only ah!!


(This post was edited by cshellz on Sep 9, 2003, 6:02 PM)


Elly
ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 6:01 PM

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I tell you Bizkit will hate Tyler for walking her with a chihuahua!!!PirateLaughLaugh


cshellz
Ultra ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 6:06 PM

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Ya lor....rosak the big dog image...hahah LaughLaugh


BaoBao
Enthusiast


Sep 9, 2003, 11:31 PM

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'''''''''4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver.''''''''''

aiyoOo!! which johor driver drives like that??! Shocked i thought all johor drivers are like me....gentle and well-manner AngelicAngelic


drew
ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 11:51 PM

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mauhahahhaaa, the tyler also got to dress up in pink tight gith close ... the dress up bizkit and the chihuahua in pink also ... then bring them come on the 14th of september ... fuhhh ~ sure win the dress alike award ~ ahahahhahhahaaa bizkit sure won't layan him for her whole life for that lo ~TongueWink


cshellz
Ultra ALPHA


Sep 9, 2003, 11:55 PM

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kakakkaa like I said i just copied and pasted it here!! good for a laugh only mah...Tongue


drew
ALPHA


Sep 10, 2003, 8:01 AM

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woooppsy... spelling error !!! tight tight clothes not tight gith close ~ hehehhe e... sorry ~


cshellz
Ultra ALPHA


Sep 10, 2003, 8:10 AM

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oi..wait till he sees this. hahaha how he's going to get back at you I dunno ler....and I can't hold him back...muahahahahha Sly


mochacappucino
Enthusiast


Sep 12, 2003, 10:13 PM

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Have you heard this before? Wink

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy" LaughLaughLaugh

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mochacappucino
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Sep 12, 2003, 10:14 PM

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Here's another one... but it's about the fish.

Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive" Sly

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam!" Mad

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(This post was edited by mochacappucino on Sep 12, 2003, 10:17 PM)


JolinG
Doggyman


Sep 12, 2003, 11:35 PM

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ahha wat an innocent remark....n made the owner panic for a moment


lulugurl
ALPHA


Sep 13, 2003, 3:52 AM

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anyone of us who heard that will think that way too....hahahahaLaughLaughLaugh
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doodle
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Sep 13, 2003, 11:30 PM

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i don't quite understand the fish tank one! Unimpressed

Anyway, here's another joke.

Subject: Fw: Fw: Chinese torture


A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a
small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient
Chinese man with a long gray beard.

"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the
night?"
"Certainly",' the Chinese man said, "but on one
condition."

"If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon
you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man'". "OK,", said the
man, and entered the house.

Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was
young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously
attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him
during
the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to
bed alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and
snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep
everything
quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his
room, exhausted but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest.
Opening
his eyes he saw a
large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:

"Chinese Torture 1....Large rock on chest.".
Well, that's pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old
man
can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder
up,
walked over to the window and
threw the boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that
read:

"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting
close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than
castration
he,
jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards
the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese
Torture
3....Right testicle tied to bed post."


Kowie
ALPHA


Sep 14, 2003, 6:17 AM

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Hahahaha!!! Sly



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