Jul 22, 2003, 5:53 PM
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Check Your Dog's Star Sign and Then See What The Future Has In Store
More About Your Dog's Horoscopes
ARIES - 21 March to 19 April
The Aries dog is quite the competitor. Straight down the middle, an un-complicated beast with very clear life goals. Independence and strong of character, an Aries dog need no second invite to 'get stuck in'
The action man of the dog world requires a firm and fair hand. Not for the faint of heart, if you are weak, Aries dog knows it and exploits it.
The Aries canine is all heart. He will defend you to the last and is totally committed to anything he ever does. He may get himself in trouble for his act now, think later attitude but it's never done with malice. He is a dare devil and un-afraid to take risks. Ask him once and he will get the job done - only if he thinks you worthy of his respect.
GEMINI - 21 May to 21 June
This is a dog that needs stimulation, brain teasers and lots and lots of attention.
Easily distracted, the Gemini hound is not adverse to running off to play with other dogs or forgetting what it was he was supposed to be doing in order to pursue a bird on the grass.
A mixed bag of a character, he can be very affectionate and very distant. He is strong willed yet easily subdued. The Gemini dog can multi-task if he is the mood and if not he will simply down tools to lay in the sun. Harsh words will not work with the Gemini dog, just patience and love.
LEO - 23 July to 22 August
In his own eyes, the Leo K9, must be top dog in his own pack. He likes to be seen as a leader. He is not aggressive but assertive, he enjoys the mantle of protector, guardian and walking burglar alarm. If you van strike a happy medium where Leo dog does as he's told but still feels important then you will have an enviable dog-person relationship.
Rather than adoration, Leo dog loves to be respected. He appreciates his role within the family unit and hopes that you appreciate him too. He often has a very high opinion of himself and can cause quite a fuss if he feels he is being ignored.
Never give in to a young Leo dog. He will look on you as a push over he if you succumb to his every whim. Make him earn your respect by showing him he is an appreciated and much loved part of the family but what you say around the house - goes!
PISCES - 20 February to 20 March
The Pisces pooch is full of life. A positive collaboration of fun, energy and playfulness. Not one for sticking to routine, the Pisces dog will often follow his heart before head.
Agreeable and easy to get along with, Pisces dog is a great friend and confident although, he can be a very 'mucky-pup' with his disorganised attitude to life and cleanliness.
Not adverse to wandering off, the Pisces dog loves to roam wherever his heart takes him. Unfortunately for him, his head does not allow him to remember where he roamed from. Pisces dog is a sensitive soul with strong desires to be molly coddled and reassured constantly. Could be described as 'not the sharpest knife in the drawer' but full of love.
SCORPIO - 23 October to 21 November
Scorpio dogs are very energetic. They love their own company and only allow a small group of associates into their closed circle. The Scorpio dog is a shy, retiring character who does not always take to new ventures with great enthusiasm.
The Scorpio dog is always guarded. He looks over his shoulder constantly and is always ready to curl up into a ball should he feel threatened. If provoked, the Scorpio K9 can unleash a fearful repost to any would be tormenter - don't push him too far. He will put up with a lot but when his temper goes, it really goes!
No dog has a more kindly, gentle nature than Scorpio dog. He loves the company of his most trusted allies and will accept fuss and pampering for as long as it can be dished out.
CAPRICORN - 22 Dec to 19 Jan
Never under estimate the intelligence of this dog. Quick witted and sharp on his toes, this is the canine equivalent of The Artful Dodger. He will often use his brain for mischief but will respond keenly to the education you provide him.
The Capricorn dog is a puppy for a long time but when mature, will act the responsible adult to near perfection. He loves to be put to work. Any task you give him will be accepted and carried out with authority. He longs to be stimulated, and his life to be full of things to do and people to see.
A dog for the masses, the Capricorn canine will show you the respect that you show him. Underestimate his powers of perception and he will play for the fool. Reward his challenges with new one's and keep him entertained always.
TAURUS - 20 April to 20 May
Taurean dogs are the economists of the canine world. To dig up the garden of Taurus dog would be to un-earth the hoard of a serial collector. Taurus dogs love to save, store and hide things. They never forget where they leave their toys and woe betide any unfortunate that tries to steal from a Taurean mutt.
Taurus dog does not like change. He likes to know exactly when his dinner time is, exactly when he will be going for his run and exactly what time his owner will be back once they leave.
Never one to argue, the Taurean dog will simply admit to his crimes and will always give himself up with a look of complete guilt. Taurus dogs are cunning and clever. They don't steal they 'borrow'. They don't pinch food they 'test' it for you. A Taurus dog will share nothing except his love and devotion, of which he has bundles to offer.
CANCER - 22 June to 22 July
Cancerian canines are up when you're up and down when you're down. He would accept physical contact with you more than you could offer him.
He will protect, honour and obey you till death. This is the dog that sees you as his world, strangers that try to enter this world will not be welcomed by the Cancerian dog. Can be sulky at times, his moods are governed by your own.
Never scold him harshly, he won't respond well. If he does something wrong, your lack of lavishing affection on him is punishment enough. Act quickly to reassure the Cancerian dog or he will forever feel in the doghouse.
VIRGO - 23 August to 22 Sept
Throw him a stick and he will fetch it all day. Virgo dog can play forever. The Virgo dog is a creature of habit. He will demand attention as and when he feels he should be receiving it. Fail to offer it and he will simply demand harder.
Virgo dogs are easy to master. Their minds work in a very simple way, if you can find out what makes him tick, he is an easy dog to please, if you fail, he will soon show you what he likes to do.
The Virgo dog is never backwards in coming forwards. He can moan, whine and bark if he feels he must. He craves attention and reward, if he dose something for you, tell him he's great and he'll do it all day long.
LIBRA - 23 Sept to 22 October
The Libra dog can be a trial at times. His interests change from day to day and he lives his life very much according to his own rules.
He can be a tease and he gets bored very quickly. Libra dog owners will need to be able to match his own ambition. He won't take kindly to being given the same dose of life every single day. He craves variety as much as he craves love an affection.
Libra dog can be a real charmer. He knows just how to 'play the game'. Be wary of his occasional deafness, test him by opening a packet of biscuits shortly after he appears to be hard of hearing following a 'get off the sofa' request.
AQUARIUS - 20 Jan to 19 Feb
The Aquarius dog can be weird and wacky. His tastes are not always what you might expect of a canine. His interests are as diverse and wonderful as they are offbeat and unusual.
Aquarius dogs are known to 'bite back'. Don't push them too hard, they are well aware of their limits and play is not always on the agenda.
Aquarius dog likes time alone as much as the time they spend with you. Occasionally grumpy and always studying your next move with intent to 'out-think' you. A complex but ultimately lovable character.
SAGITTARIUS - 22 Nov to 21 Dec
Sassy Sagittarius. The coolest canines on the block. The Sagittarian dog is well travelled, well educated classy canine.
What he lacks in downright naughtiness he makes up for in downright snobishness. Not one to mix with the riff-raff, the Sagittarian dog is quite content with his own company and the odd brush of affection from his lucky owner.
This is a dog that loves to see the world. He will happily come along on family outings and explore new territory with no trepidation or unease. The Sagittarian dog could be described as 'the it K9'. They love to be the centre of attention and live life to the max. The dog about town.
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain