Jane was an agility competitor. As the years progressed , she became more and more of a fanatic. One day it occurred to her that Heaven might not have agility trials. She soon became obsessed with this disturbing possibility. It began to interfere with her everyday life.As a last resort , she went to a fortune teller. The fortune teller asked her, 'Why have you come?' Jane blurted out, 'Ohh, I just have to know, are there agility trials in Heaven?'
The fortune teller sighed and began to peer into her crystal ball. Finally she said, 'I have good news and bad news.'
Jane could hardly contain herself. She said, 'Oh please tell me, are there agility trials in Heaven?'
The fortune teller nodded and said, 'Yes, there are.'
Jane clapped her hands and began to cry with relief. Then she stopped short and said, 'You said there was bad news, too. What is it?'
The fortune teller shrugged and said, 'You are entered this Saturday!
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